gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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