there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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