that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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