Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
honey bunches of taint.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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