Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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