My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
