I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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