I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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