another moral hangover. fuck.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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