Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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