I hate your face
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Will you blow on my dice?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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