You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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