if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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