Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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