I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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