Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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