I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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