he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I need to sanitize my soul.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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