THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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