Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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