if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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