I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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