His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I have post one night stand depression
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