is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
