You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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