Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
