I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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