big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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