Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
