you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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