the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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