I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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