It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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