I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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