Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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