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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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