Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Barsexuality is the new black.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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