We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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