Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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