You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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