Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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