One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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