The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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