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what?
penguin condom
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You smell like stripper and shame
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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