dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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