i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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