I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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