weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I will be naked everywhere
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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