I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
