This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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