Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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