apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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