I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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