fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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