Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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