She said her name was "party"
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
