sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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