Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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